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The occasion when a very drunk person tries to convince everyone that he's perfectly fine. He wobbles around, person to person, explaining to each one that he is "definitely more than tipsy," but he is "NOT wasted." He's "twipsy!" He is so drunk that he somehow thinks that, by combining the word tipsy with ONLY the 'w' from "wasted," people will realize that he is most definitely not even close to being wasted. In reality, he's hammered enough to come up with a word as absurd as "twipsy," with a whole logical explanation to the word in his head, which makes perfect sense to him.
Dick: "Yo dudeeeeee! I am soooo tipsy right now, but I'm DEFINITELY not even close to being wasted! I'm..I'm..TWIPSY!!!!!"
Steve: "Dickey, go home, you're hammered."
Dick: "NO I'M NOT, I'M TWIPSY!"

Friend 1: "Yo man, how drunk are you?"
Friend 2: "I'm so twipsy. I shouldn't have had that last drink."
Friend 1: "Shit dude, I'm sorry. I should have stopped you."
Friend 2: "It's all good man! I'm loving it!"
twipsy by twips4lyfe October 28, 2013
Related Words

Twipples 

After giving someone a titty twister or purple nurple, the nipple on the receiver tends to stay in a "twisted" position, not forming back to the erect nipple that it was before the titty was twisted.

Thus, Twipples are twisted titties that stay in a twisted position for an undisclosed amount of time before returning back to their original state.
Brian: Hey Pun, I have a question for you.

Pun: Whats that?

Brian: How does it feel when I give you a "TITTY TWISTER!?!?!" (Grabs Puns nipples and pulls so hard that they bleed)

Pun: OWWWWWWWWWWW YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Brian: Oh my god dude, look at your tits!

Pun: Holy hell, they are still twisted. They look like ice-cream cones.

Brian: HAHAHA, you have Twipples!!!!
Twipples by Yes, Its Brian February 12, 2008

Twipstep 

Practically this Roblox user is the god of Friday night funkin' I kid you not
Person 1: wha- whos that and whys he so good?
Person 2: Oh that's just Twipstep
Twipstep by FluffyHairedGirl March 8, 2021
v. 1)"Baby talk" pronunciation of the word "Tripping" (deriving from "Trippy"). Commonly used in dramatically incorrect sentences, sometimes as if to sound cute or funny. Sometimes follwed up by the word "ballz," to express a higher severity of the "twippage"
1. Nigga, u is be twippin'.

2. Did you see that driving on salvia video I sent you? That dude; he be twippin' ballz!
Twippin' by Mudvayne925 June 29, 2009
An affectionate, tender and delicate tweak/twist of the nipple, prompting arousal and possible erectitude.
I'd twipple those norks for a fiver
TWIPPLE by zebraboy777 September 9, 2010
A happy expression towards an idea or statement said by someone around you.
Example 1
Guy 1: Dude, just picked up a 24 for us

Guy 2: TRIPPS!!!

Example 2
Guy 1: Yoo, i will be at your place in 10

Guy 2: TRIPPS!!
TRIPPS by G-talk June 7, 2010