A freakishly addicting book (stolen from a fan fic site) written by a strange middle aged woman who (has sexual fantacies about this) created this character named ~*~Edward~*~ who *sparkle, sparkle* in the sun light, instead of burting into flame like normal vampires. Then theres his (stupid and patheticly clumbsy) girlfriend, Bella (who's a whore) who falls in love with her BFF Jake then rejects him cause he's (A million times not possesive and dosn't hate himself)not like Edward. And he's a werewolf so Edward hates him. Then she gets knocked up (About 40 billion times (cause she's a necrophiliac whore)by Edward and they make a baby (that wants to kill her). After having Renesmee (a name that was created using a mormon thing where the names of both grandparents are combined) Bella dies and becomes a vampy. Then come to find out Jachob falls madly in love with Renesmee (which makes him a baby fucking pedophile) and Bella gets pissed.
To makes a long, 4 book, story short, the ~*~Cullens~*~ *sparkle, sparkle* have this big war that naver happens against the (old wrinkly leader people) Vertolli (sp?)and they all end up loving (the evil little Mormon critter) and everyone lives happily ever after (forever and ever and ever).
To makes a long, 4 book, story short, the ~*~Cullens~*~ *sparkle, sparkle* have this big war that naver happens against the (old wrinkly leader people) Vertolli (sp?)and they all end up loving (the evil little Mormon critter) and everyone lives happily ever after (forever and ever and ever).
Bonny- "LIEK OMG! I READ THIS FAN FIC CALLED THE TWILIGHT SAGA ABOUT A GIRL THAT'S LIKE EVERY OTHER AVERAGE GIRL IN THE UNIVERSE WHO MEETS A PRETTY SPARKLY VAMPIRE AND THEY FALL IN LOVE AND MAKE A MUTANT BABY! THE END!"
by Jamie Jame December 6, 2008
The Twilight Saga the most hated book on the internet, remember when Harry Potter got all the hate from Lord of The Rings and Narnia fans well this is the same thing Harry Potter fans hating Twilight.
Twilight is a vampire romance story between Bella Swan and Edward Cullen, but Jacob Black also fancies Bella.
Robert Pattinson is also fit
Twilight is a vampire romance story between Bella Swan and Edward Cullen, but Jacob Black also fancies Bella.
Robert Pattinson is also fit
Chav: The Twilight Saga sucks.
Chav 2: You got that right.
Twilight fan: Have you actually read the books? didnt think so stop following all the other haters and read it before hating.
Chav 2: You got that right.
Twilight fan: Have you actually read the books? didnt think so stop following all the other haters and read it before hating.
by user2242 June 24, 2011
This saga has absolutely little to no plot except for a girl and guy supposedly falling in love. However, there are so many things wrong with this book that it's not even funny.
There are also too many rants about this book flooding Youtube, and all of them are, how I say, accurate when put intelligently.
This book features: vampires that are portrayed as blood-thirsty fairies; Two people falling in love only because they think the other is sexy; failure to understand the difference between a ware wolf and an animagus; a plot that has nearly no twists or turns; two tools to lure fangirls into wanting to believe that a vampire or ware wolf would be the perfect guy; six hundred paragraphs only talking about vampire eyes; and one author's sexual fantasy.
Let's not forget, it also portrays that a creepy abusive stalker boyfriend as the perfect guy.
That's only 8 out of many other reasons you should hate Twilight.
There are also too many rants about this book flooding Youtube, and all of them are, how I say, accurate when put intelligently.
This book features: vampires that are portrayed as blood-thirsty fairies; Two people falling in love only because they think the other is sexy; failure to understand the difference between a ware wolf and an animagus; a plot that has nearly no twists or turns; two tools to lure fangirls into wanting to believe that a vampire or ware wolf would be the perfect guy; six hundred paragraphs only talking about vampire eyes; and one author's sexual fantasy.
Let's not forget, it also portrays that a creepy abusive stalker boyfriend as the perfect guy.
That's only 8 out of many other reasons you should hate Twilight.
Person 1: I just wrote a book on my sexual fantasies!
Person 2: Oh great, not another twilight saga.
Person 1: Oh, No, I actually know what a Vampire is.
Person 2: that makes it a little better.
Person 1: I also know a ware wolf can't change at will. Besides I'm not even using those creatures.
Person 2: Better still, just don't publish it.
Person 2: Oh great, not another twilight saga.
Person 1: Oh, No, I actually know what a Vampire is.
Person 2: that makes it a little better.
Person 1: I also know a ware wolf can't change at will. Besides I'm not even using those creatures.
Person 2: Better still, just don't publish it.
by KT JDDD August 10, 2010
a series of books written by stephenie meyer. a pretty good story about vampires and romance. since the release of the movie(trust me, the movie sucks, although new moon was pretty epic)
im not going to give detail on the series, just a reveiw.
twilight has a good balance of romance and horror (and a hint of comedy) and it gets really tense as the story goes on. but like all books, it has flaws.
but we can bear with these flaws, as twilight is stephenie meyer's first book written. it's a great series, but i wasn't happy with the last book. not happy at all.
latley, teens have developed intrest with the book, 80% of the time it's a unhealthy intrest where a girl thinks edward is real and stephenie meyer is a god.
then come the haters. i understand that people may or may not like the book but some go as far as shunning (normal) fans of twilight, and threatning stephenie meyer.
there are rarley people who are neutral with twilight. they understand it's pros and cons with ease.
i would reccomend this book to not only teens, but to adults as well. who knows? maybe they'll like it.
im not going to give detail on the series, just a reveiw.
twilight has a good balance of romance and horror (and a hint of comedy) and it gets really tense as the story goes on. but like all books, it has flaws.
but we can bear with these flaws, as twilight is stephenie meyer's first book written. it's a great series, but i wasn't happy with the last book. not happy at all.
latley, teens have developed intrest with the book, 80% of the time it's a unhealthy intrest where a girl thinks edward is real and stephenie meyer is a god.
then come the haters. i understand that people may or may not like the book but some go as far as shunning (normal) fans of twilight, and threatning stephenie meyer.
there are rarley people who are neutral with twilight. they understand it's pros and cons with ease.
i would reccomend this book to not only teens, but to adults as well. who knows? maybe they'll like it.
common usage of twilight saga include
twi fan: OMG, I LUUUUVV TWILIGHT EDWARD IS SOOOO FUCKING HAWT I WANT TO BANG HIM!!!!!
twi hater: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TWILIGHT BLOWS AND STEPHENIE MEYER CAN DIE FOR ALL I CARE!
me: way to be mature, guys. you'll go on about this book even after death. i mean, look. it's over. no one really cares anymore.
twi fan: OMG, I LUUUUVV TWILIGHT EDWARD IS SOOOO FUCKING HAWT I WANT TO BANG HIM!!!!!
twi hater: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TWILIGHT BLOWS AND STEPHENIE MEYER CAN DIE FOR ALL I CARE!
me: way to be mature, guys. you'll go on about this book even after death. i mean, look. it's over. no one really cares anymore.
by Kiwisaki December 19, 2009
Best. Book. EVER. I probably wouldn't know but twilight are the only four books Ive readen and it's actually good. The first movie sucked but you should read the books theyre fucking awesome. I swear ill never read a book again, its horrible to be like a BOOK. Ugh.
Girl 1: OMG, twilight saga is like the best ever!!
Me: They sure are, have you read the books btw?
Girl 1:Tots.
Me: Wasnt it great that Carlisle gave Esme her own isle and that she lets Edward and Bella have they're honeymoon there?
Girl 1: WHAAAAAT? THEY MARRIED?!
Me: And you call yourself a fan? Loser.
Girl 1:Wait, they really married? :O
Me: Stupid, stupid. Girl you probably should have stick to Justin Gayber.
Me: They sure are, have you read the books btw?
Girl 1:Tots.
Me: Wasnt it great that Carlisle gave Esme her own isle and that she lets Edward and Bella have they're honeymoon there?
Girl 1: WHAAAAAT? THEY MARRIED?!
Me: And you call yourself a fan? Loser.
Girl 1:Wait, they really married? :O
Me: Stupid, stupid. Girl you probably should have stick to Justin Gayber.
by hatinposers July 2, 2010
Best books ever, i dont care what anyone says.
twilight: Bella (a teenage average girl) and Edward (hansome vampire) fall in love. Crazy vampire James tries to kill Bella and Edward and his family saves her.
New Moon: Edward doesnt feel like he's giving Bella a safe life, thinking she could do way better so he leaves her. She pretty much goes crazy and almost drowns while cliff diving. So Alice (edwards phycic sister) see's her jump off the cliff and comes to find her alive. Edward thinks she is dead so he runs of to Italy to be killed by the Vultury (Powerfull, royal vampires) And Bella and Alice go save him. Oh yeah and Jacob falls in love with Bella (he also turns into a wearewolf)
eclipse: Victoria (James lover) is trying to get revenge by killing Bella so she creats a bunch of crazed new born vampires to kill her, but The Cullens, wearwolfs fight back and they live
Breaking Dawn: Bella and Edward get married, have sex, have a little baby girl named Reneesme (but she is half vampire half human and almost kills bella) so Bella is turned into a vampire after delivering the baby. After a few months the Volturi find out about Reneesme and think she is a full vampire baby (which pretty much is illegal because they can not be taught) So the Cullens gather up all their vampire friends, and wearwolves (they now are no longer enemys) and go to defend them selves, the vulturi run away with their tails between their legs.
twilight: Bella (a teenage average girl) and Edward (hansome vampire) fall in love. Crazy vampire James tries to kill Bella and Edward and his family saves her.
New Moon: Edward doesnt feel like he's giving Bella a safe life, thinking she could do way better so he leaves her. She pretty much goes crazy and almost drowns while cliff diving. So Alice (edwards phycic sister) see's her jump off the cliff and comes to find her alive. Edward thinks she is dead so he runs of to Italy to be killed by the Vultury (Powerfull, royal vampires) And Bella and Alice go save him. Oh yeah and Jacob falls in love with Bella (he also turns into a wearewolf)
eclipse: Victoria (James lover) is trying to get revenge by killing Bella so she creats a bunch of crazed new born vampires to kill her, but The Cullens, wearwolfs fight back and they live
Breaking Dawn: Bella and Edward get married, have sex, have a little baby girl named Reneesme (but she is half vampire half human and almost kills bella) so Bella is turned into a vampire after delivering the baby. After a few months the Volturi find out about Reneesme and think she is a full vampire baby (which pretty much is illegal because they can not be taught) So the Cullens gather up all their vampire friends, and wearwolves (they now are no longer enemys) and go to defend them selves, the vulturi run away with their tails between their legs.
Screw that crap about fangirl: "omg! edward is soooo hot!" Because the way Stephenie describes him, he IS hot! Point of the matter, thats not the only thing we fangirls love about the books. Get over yourselves. The twilight saga is great!! I suggest reading it.
by R.P. + M.C. = <3 May 6, 2009