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Pronunciation: \'twēt\
Function: verb; noun
Inflected Forms (verb/noun): tweeted; tweeting; tweets/ tweets
Etymology: From English tweet
Date: March of 2006, the foundation date of www.twitter.com

verb
: to post a piece of writing under 140 characters in length on the well known website www.twitter.com; usually in a blog-like format that describes the state of being, situation, feelings, and/or random thoughts of the individual (Akin to a Facebook status)

noun
: a single piece of writing one posts on www.twitter.com
verb
<I really need to tweet about this experience on twitter!>
<God! I haven't been able to tweet all day because my computer is down!>
<“You can lead a celeb to twitter but you can't always make them tweet.” -Jonathan Ross>

noun
<Come check out this tweet man. This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life! Why would they post a tweet about this! Jeez...*shakes head*>

Both
<I think I just tweeted the least important tweet ever!>
by Whatever_47 November 21, 2009
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Tweet can mean:
A tweeter can be in reference to a street-salesman of small 'tweeting' devices, which produce a high-frequency sound by dint of expulsion of air though the device. These street-hawkers have been known to incite unprecedented levels of rage in the general populace and, for precisely this reason, the job has fallen out of favour amongst the working classes.
UK colloquialism- "You got tweets mate" or, more commonly, "You got f**king tweets mate," vernacular inclusive
by mike12 January 01, 2006
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Did you see that chick pick her tweet?
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1. The act of ejaculating.

2. The new coined phrase for "jerking off".
1.: "Dude, I totally tweeted all over my girlfriend last night!"

2.: "I'm going in the bathroom to tweet."
by TheArticulateOne September 17, 2009
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An order to stop talking. Usually when someone is being annoying.
"blah blah blah blah...."
"hey! tweet! no one wants to hear it!"
by Missie September 16, 2003
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good luck; do well
usually said in sports, but it can be said in general too
As he was walking up to the base, we all yelled "Tweet!" at different times for good luck.

"Are you performing in the play?" "Yes I am." "Well, I hope everything goes well. Tweet!"
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