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Twatty McCunterson, otherwise known as: cockface, craphead, fuckface, Mr Twat, or more commonly - Mark.

Twatty McCunterson is insincere, perverted, a liar, mean and thinks he is wonderfully charming and funny.
Twatty McCunterson: Hey there, how are you?
Sophie: Go away, Twatty McCunterson.
by mynamegoeshere September 12, 2006

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