A man who just can't help saying cheesy things.
Everything sentence has an elipses after it and most probably one of these ^_^ and he tries too hard to sound cool, but ends up sounding like a complete idiot.
Stilton: You have to hear that song, it has ear splitting beauty...
Stilton: That town you're in is no place for a gentle female metal lover
Stilton: My kittens love to chill under the duvet ^_^
Sitlton: Coffee and cigarettes = a good morning for DaWN.