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To hit/strike someone, normally in the face or the genitals.

The phrase "I'll twat you one" is closely linked to this word.
Past Tense:

Guy 1: My Grandmother was looking at my porn collection yesterday...
Guy 2: Jesus man, what did you do?!
Guy 1: I twatted her one and it was lights out.

Present Tense:

Guy 1: Look a bunch of emos!
Guy 2: Let's start twatting them!
by Dave(thepunkyone) January 09, 2006
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the synonym word for twittering; also, the infinitive word of twitter.
I am twittering how much I hate twatting on twitter
by lordmind May 07, 2009
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Also can be used in place of fucking, arsing...
I've got a twatting exam today dammit!
by Natalie Windsor March 14, 2004
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To strike someone over the head, preferably with a shoe
I twatted him upside the head with my size ten.
by Cap'n J June 25, 2004
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Verb: To Twat

For any individual, male or female, heterosexual or otherwise, to engage in excessively flagrant dramatic and /or manipulative behaviour in a shameless attempt to draw attention to themselves or otherwise "ascend" the social hierarchy through stubborn and misguided insistance, thereby becoming a general nuisance to those around them.
"What the hell is wrong with Jon today?"
"Oh, you know Jon. He's twatting, AS USUAL."
*sigh* "What a drama queen."
"Oh, I know...."
by OGGhett0 April 10, 2010
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Tweeting or messaging someone who is in the same room as you are, most likely directly next to you.
Nikki and Jo keep twatting each other and they are sitting two feet away from each other.
by Kernel2244 March 07, 2011
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twatting:(twatted- past tense) verb; for a woman to slap a person in the face with her labia. more insulting when the female in question is on her period.
oh my god, the old lady is twatting a chav, three cheers, hazaa! hazaa! hazaa!
err you got twatted so bad your dripping.
by Gurglespurtz November 05, 2006
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