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A You Tube celebrity that wades in drainage ditches to hunt snapping turtles. He is currently up to 1.8 Million hits. He might be one of the biggest hillbillies of all time. His technique is to feel out the turtles with his feet and then yank them up and shriek out loud. Heeee-yip!

Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."
Did you see the Turtle Man get bit by that huge snapper?
by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010
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When having sex with your partner right before ejaculating, you grab the back of their head and do to the turtle man call (yeeeeyeeeeyeee.) and then pin her down so she can't bite you and the ejaculate right into her face and scream LIVE ACTION. When complete with the deed, carefully wrap up the catch with the comforter, remove from the house and release safely into the wild completely naked and unharmed
I brought that girl back from the bar and gve her the turtle man.
by THE T MAN July 04, 2013
Is the best super hero of them all, he's the true Mr. Steal your girl. He's know to be very cuddly and loves lip biting kissed. But his hugs are the best thing about him. No one can give a better hug than the turtleman
Girl: "Awww you're such a turtleman!"
Boy: *gives hug*
by badass#7 February 24, 2015

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