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Turtle-bite 

When a man is peeing and he pinches his balls in his belt buckle but cannot remove them straight away because if he does he will end up missin the bowl and pissin everywhere. He just has to endure the pain until his piss is over.
I just got a heavy turtle-bite over behind those bushes. Ow, fuck!

Snapping turtle bite mark

When you're fucking a girl in the ass and your dick hits a sharp, dry turd , sharp enough to leave a cut mark on your dick (the "snapping turtle"). The resulting cut mark is known as a "snapping turtle bite mark".
Guy1: the other day I was fucking Molly and when I pulled out I saw some snapping turtle bite marks on the head of my cock!
Guy2: oh no!
Guy1: yeah Molly needs to drink more water

Turtlebitch 

A person who has Turtle Beach headphones and doesn't mute their mic for background noise.
"That person is annoying the crap out of me with all that background noise. He is being such a Turtlebitch"
Turtlebitch by MuteRu October 9, 2011