Top Definition
one who farms turtles for a living.

a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words
Guy1: Thats not a tortoise, that's a red eared slider.

Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?

You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer
by Crunchyness April 29, 2007
The individual responsible for extracting the boofed object; a correctional officer
Upon arriving to the correctional facility for a conjugal visit , I was subjected to a cavity search by a turtle farmer.
by Kattpisseverdeen March 05, 2015
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