turn 'round

A phrase used to articulate a command when dealing with a less than intelligent person or someone who has made a poor decision (i.e a dumbass). Generally followed by the assumption you're going to penetrate their anus.

Dude! You broke into a house that is owned by a cop?! Turn 'round. Just turn 'round.

by Wax Larry April 1, 2017

round turn

to make a significant, positive change in one's behavior and actions.

I failed the shit out of that test. I really need to make a round turn.

by Kirlinator October 18, 2010

turn your bike round

To go and have a shit, poo, crap etc

Blimey mate i am touching cloth and have a huge tortoise head i really need to go and turn my bike round, see you in five, or:

Your'e twitching like you need to go and turn your bike round mate

by Ed209 February 23, 2006

Detroit Brown Round Turn Around

Where you bang a chick with a dildo made of her own shit while spitting and pissing on her stomach and then donkey punching her 5 times all the while singing Madonna's Like A Virgin.

My wife loves it when I give her the old Detroit Brown Round Turn Around

by Razor Blade Penis November 27, 2008