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Turkey-bird

1) (noun) A goofball; one who resembles in actions or deeds a particularly silly bird (such as a domesticated turkey).

2) (noun) A general term of endearment, said by people from Kentucky to silly butts.

3) (noun) Can indicate an intimate connection with someone, depending on inflection
Person one: "Do you want me to pause it for you?"

Person two: *looking shocked* "Did you just ask if I want a suppository?"
Person one: "No, you turkey-bird!"
Turkey-bird by Bird-n-Pika January 14, 2010
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Turkey Bird 

When a girl\guy\another person is giving a guy head and he flaps his arms and makes turkey noises as he ejaculates.

Thanksgiving is the national turkey bird day.
Andrew: "I did the turkey bird with Emily last night."
Paco: "Cool story bro.."
Turkey Bird by Harry Smelter September 29, 2010

Wild Vegas Turkey Bird

When one gets a tampon stuck I see their vagina/butthole on their men’s teal cycle cause by finger penetration (BRUTE CAUSE LACK OF SEX EDUCATION)
I heard Samantha got a wild Vegas turkey bird, “nasty bitch!”

turkeybird 

i was nervous because my boyfriend was going to see my turkeybird
turkeybird by spankyfreak February 27, 2022

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026