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Turkey Vulture 

A woman who’s is too old to be a cougar and still likes to “hunt” but is in unable to “seal the deal”.
“That's what they call a ‘Turkey Vulture’. Twenty years past a cougar, still likes to hunt but can't take down the prey.” - Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo (NCIS)

Turkey Vulture 

Older women who prey on younger men are referred to as a cougar. Cougars over 65 years of age are Turkey Vultures. Much like cougars, they prey on the inebriated and sopht minded.
He was so drunk at the bar last night a Turkey Vulture got him.
Turkey Vulture by ikehi11 August 1, 2020

Turkey Vulture 

Used to describe a scavenged kill during the course of a multi player first person shooter video game; such as taking someone else's kill, or watching two people duke it out then kill the person that is left living (but of course, at low life).
I just killed two people! Damn im just barely alive... Asshole turkey vulture just killed me.

I just got Turkey Vultched at camp curtis
Turkey Vulture by ScottieO. May 13, 2005

The Turkey Vulture 

Your penis.
mc: "Is the turkey vulture flying high?" ;)

miller: "It's flying sooo high" ;) ;)

gay turkey vulture 

A fat bastard that hangs around with an ass cobbler all day eating stinky mashed potato sandwhiches with mustard and moldy bread.
You must be a real ass cobbler to hang around with a gay turkey vulture like Kyle Cotton.

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026