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1.
One who cobbles the ass. A repairman specializing in shoddy work on the ass of others, generally a poor Halo player.
That ass cobbler was camping behind the same rock again.

He was such an ass cobbler that he broke my hot rod!
by Yoshida May 03, 2004
 
2.
1) a complete dill weed who looks at your girlfriends ass
by CUNGALUNGA July 11, 2012