3 definitions by Yoshida

Top Definition
Shorter nickname for double penetration.

Insertion of two penises simultaneously into a slut(whore/floosie/bitch/cum guzzling gutter slut/cum gutter)
It takes two to tango, but three to DP!!!
by yoshida May 04, 2004
One who cobbles the ass. A repairman specializing in shoddy work on the ass of others, generally a poor Halo player.
That ass cobbler was camping behind the same rock again.

He was such an ass cobbler that he broke my hot rod!
by Yoshida May 03, 2004
A fat bastard that hangs around with an ass cobbler all day eating stinky mashed potato sandwhiches with mustard and moldy bread.
You must be a real ass cobbler to hang around with a gay turkey vulture like Kyle Cotton.
by Yoshida May 03, 2004

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