To slap a person in the face with an erect penis
My girlfriend was being really annoying the other day, so i turkey slapped her ass!
The act of lovingly slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis.
Man, the bitch wouldn't shut up last night so I turkey slapped the white offa her!
When one is slapped in the face with a penis
Harry was turkeyslapped by his boyfriend last night
1. When the skin of an old man's neck hits the face of a women during sex in missionary position.
2. Going out with a much older man.
1. Tom turkey slapped me last night. It was so awkward.
2. I was turkey slapped by your dad.
3. I'm going out with a Turkey slap!
4. Your boyfriend is a Turkey slap.
To slap one's female partner with an erect, uncircumsized penis. The equivalent of a mushroom slap.
My girlfriend thought females were equal, so i turkey slapped her until she bled.
to slap a girl in the face with ones penis, whilst she is sucking your balls
Kaiser: Hey Westy, yesterday, meg was sucking my balls and as she was doing so, i gave her a wild turkey slap
Westy: ahhhh nooooo kaiser, thats gross
Smashing sum bitch in the face with ur penis for her pleasure. A favourite pasttime of Jero and his girlfriends.
Girl: Hey jero, can u please turkey slap me...it makes me soooooo horny.
Jero: Yeah ill do that shit bitch, but u gotta promise me you won't cry cause i do have a watermelon cock
Girl: Oh i want that shit bad, give me that asian love