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explosive nuclear diarrhea from eating massive amounts of turkey.
after thanksgiving i had a serious bout of turkey ass.
by concerned quaker October 18, 2009
An insult, generally good natured, but stern. Often used as a verb in addition to other terms.
example a. What's up with THAT, turkeyass?

example b. That fool was a straight turkeyassed monkeyfucker!
by cretino July 19, 2006