ass turkey

the act of performing oral sex upon a woman while simutaniously making turkey sounds.

"When I get home from this 6 month deployment to Iraq, I'm giving my girlfriend the ass turkey"

by pete soriano March 10, 2004

ass turkey

The act of vigorously licking a hot chicks butthole, all the while making Tom Turkey sounds! Gobble, gobble, gobble

While many girls may deny it, they all ask for more ass turkey!

by EOD4me August 14, 2011

ass turkey

When something is so cool, it is 1000 times better than sticking a turkey in your ass.

Dude, that party was ASS TURKEY!!

by Nic Graves May 25, 2003

Jive ass Turkey

A damn fool, who constantly acts foolish and ignorant

Matthew Symonette is a jive ass turkey.

by Lit Up January 23, 2007

Jive ass turkey

(n)

Etymology- Derives from turkeys trying to do a popular dance the "jive", but turkeys don't know what they are talking about when it comes to dance.

1. A person who talks about what they don't know.

2. A bull shitter.

3. An insult.

"You jive ass turkey"

"Phillip, you, sir, are a jive ass turkey."

"You don't know what you are talking about you jive ass turkey"

by 9G FORCE May 21, 2010

derf ass turkey

Someone who ruins your whole weekend just by stopping by

We were just hanging out after the party having some beers and listening to music, and then some derf ass turkey stopped by. After that, everybody just wanted to go to bed.

by Stoph R. January 19, 2008

jive ass turkey

a fool; someone who thinks they're cool but is really stupid; what black guys eat for Thanksgiving.

by jerome March 10, 2003