Turft
Turft by assplunger69 January 14, 2010
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"Little buddy's sneakers are turft"
"By the time we left the party we were turft"
"Buddy got turft out* for being slippery at the mouth."
*(In the example of Turfed out*, the term "out" is an adverb or an amplifier that no only increases the degree to which said individual got fucked up, but also sheds light on a particular circumstance where the individual in question got knocked out, stomped out, and/or molly wopped.)
"By the time we left the party we were turft"
"Buddy got turft out* for being slippery at the mouth."
*(In the example of Turfed out*, the term "out" is an adverb or an amplifier that no only increases the degree to which said individual got fucked up, but also sheds light on a particular circumstance where the individual in question got knocked out, stomped out, and/or molly wopped.)
Turft by Emerald City July 2, 2018
Tufty wump
Tufty wump by Hasbeengineer July 12, 2021
Stay Turnt
A spelling error of Stay Tuned from Geek and Sundry. Now used as part of a end line to Talks Machina, the Critical Role after show.
Stay Turnt by LadyAmphy November 5, 2017
Turf Monkeys
Tom: "Good marching show man!"
Andy: "Dude! My feet have been attacked by Turf Monkeys man!"
Tom: "They are everywhere!"
Andy: "Dude! My feet have been attacked by Turf Monkeys man!"
Tom: "They are everywhere!"
Turf Monkeys by Curlyfries482 September 8, 2010
Tuftus
An unusual patch of thick, coarse pubic hair that can sometimes develop on a the taint of an adult male. It is usually the result of hormone imbalances but can also develop after the body has been exposed to multiple sexually transmitted diseases.
"Ever since I developed this tuftus, my girlfriend refuses to go down on me."
"I've grown to enjoy having a tuftus, it catches the santorum and keeps it from dripping all over the floor."
"I've grown to enjoy having a tuftus, it catches the santorum and keeps it from dripping all over the floor."
Tufts University
One of the hardest schools to get into in the US, Tufts University had a 14% acceptance rate in 2018. To put that in perspective Harvard is at 6%, Cornell is at 11%, and NYU is at 20%. Arguably a t-20, it's academic peers are UMich, Emory, Brandeis, and UCLA.
The typical student at Tufts took the hardest classes available at their High School, and got a mix of "A"s and "A-"s. Tufts student are fairly affluent (because of the incredibly high tuition), white, quirky, nerdy, and probably jewish. One of the things that sets Tufts apart from other schools is that students at Tufts tend to be all about saving the world, as opposed to making money. students tend to be a little weird, but really nice!
Nationwide, Tufts has a reputation for being a school for "Ivy Rejects". This partially comes from the fact that it's in a city with Harvard and MIT, and it's hard to compete with these schools. Although Tufts is many students first choice (it was my first choice, I applied ED!) lot's of students end up here when they get rejected by their first choice school (usually Brown) and end up here. It's known for its pre-med program, and is world-renowned for it's School of International Relations, the Fletcher School. It also has an engineering program that is surprisingly good.
If I had to describe Tufts in terms of other schools, I would call it a Northern Emory, Brown but a little easier to get in, and Brandeis but a little harder to get in.
The typical student at Tufts took the hardest classes available at their High School, and got a mix of "A"s and "A-"s. Tufts student are fairly affluent (because of the incredibly high tuition), white, quirky, nerdy, and probably jewish. One of the things that sets Tufts apart from other schools is that students at Tufts tend to be all about saving the world, as opposed to making money. students tend to be a little weird, but really nice!
Nationwide, Tufts has a reputation for being a school for "Ivy Rejects". This partially comes from the fact that it's in a city with Harvard and MIT, and it's hard to compete with these schools. Although Tufts is many students first choice (it was my first choice, I applied ED!) lot's of students end up here when they get rejected by their first choice school (usually Brown) and end up here. It's known for its pre-med program, and is world-renowned for it's School of International Relations, the Fletcher School. It also has an engineering program that is surprisingly good.
If I had to describe Tufts in terms of other schools, I would call it a Northern Emory, Brown but a little easier to get in, and Brandeis but a little harder to get in.
I went to Tufts University for undergrad, studied international relations, then went to Harvard Law School and became a Judge.
Tufts University by Jerry1258482 December 30, 2018