Turenki

an epic town situated 15km from Hämpton City, 15km from an incestual shithole town called Tervakoski and 30km from the City of Riihimäki which is practically the most depressive city in Finland. Turenki is known for it's completely fucking useless train station which has had 2 train incidents, an ice cream factory and as a common fuck spot on the highway resting spot right next to the border of Hämeenlinna. Turenki is located inside Janakkala, which has 2 centers, Turenki and Tervakoski. Tervakoski's population is decreasing, probably due to the disabilities caused by the incest of their folk which leads to infertility. Giga Chad Turenki has a fastly increasing population, probably just people from Tervakoski moving here for an actual standard of living.

Man 1: I live in Janakkala
Man 2: Turenki or Tervakoski
Man 1: Turenki
Man 2: Oh thank god. I almost thought you lived in Tervakoski. Wanna go get a drink in Mesikämmen?
Man 1: Sure! Hölöökynkölöökyn.
Man 3: I live in Tervakoski
Man 1 and 2: Buys a catapult to launch Man 3 back to Tervakoski, where he belongs.

by paulit11 February 18, 2022