2 definitions by paulit11
Main City of Kanta-Häme Province in Finland.
That's about all there is to say. This city is probably in the list of most boring cities over 50,000 people.
Hämeenlinna isn't growing but isn't dying either. Probably balanced by people moving from some sickeningly shitty side towns which Hämeenlinna has way too fucking many of. Firstly there's Turenki, which is the best town in the world. Then there's incest filled Tervakoski, completely mentally fucked up citizens of Hauho, Tuulos and Lammi that for some god damn fucking reason want to live in the middle of the woods 30km from civilization and then there's Renko which is just simply a lost cause. Hämeenlinna is mainly known as the point which people are forced to drive through.
That's about all there is to say. This city is probably in the list of most boring cities over 50,000 people.
Hämeenlinna isn't growing but isn't dying either. Probably balanced by people moving from some sickeningly shitty side towns which Hämeenlinna has way too fucking many of. Firstly there's Turenki, which is the best town in the world. Then there's incest filled Tervakoski, completely mentally fucked up citizens of Hauho, Tuulos and Lammi that for some god damn fucking reason want to live in the middle of the woods 30km from civilization and then there's Renko which is just simply a lost cause. Hämeenlinna is mainly known as the point which people are forced to drive through.
Man 1: Wanna go grab a burger from Hämeenlinna?
Man 2: Sure. Could we go shopping here too?
Man 1: Fuck no. We are going straight to Tampere. This shithole has nothing worth my time to offer.
Man 3: Wonder why these guys just don't move to Helsinki and Tampere. Fucking retards.
Man 2: Sure. Could we go shopping here too?
Man 1: Fuck no. We are going straight to Tampere. This shithole has nothing worth my time to offer.
Man 3: Wonder why these guys just don't move to Helsinki and Tampere. Fucking retards.
by paulit11 February 18, 2022
an epic town situated 15km from Hämpton City, 15km from an incestual shithole town called Tervakoski and 30km from the City of Riihimäki which is practically the most depressive city in Finland. Turenki is known for it's completely fucking useless train station which has had 2 train incidents, an ice cream factory and as a common fuck spot on the highway resting spot right next to the border of Hämeenlinna. Turenki is located inside Janakkala, which has 2 centers, Turenki and Tervakoski. Tervakoski's population is decreasing, probably due to the disabilities caused by the incest of their folk which leads to infertility. Giga Chad Turenki has a fastly increasing population, probably just people from Tervakoski moving here for an actual standard of living.
Man 1: I live in Janakkala
Man 2: Turenki or Tervakoski
Man 1: Turenki
Man 2: Oh thank god. I almost thought you lived in Tervakoski. Wanna go get a drink in Mesikämmen?
Man 1: Sure! Hölöökynkölöökyn.
Man 3: I live in Tervakoski
Man 1 and 2: Buys a catapult to launch Man 3 back to Tervakoski, where he belongs.
Man 2: Turenki or Tervakoski
Man 1: Turenki
Man 2: Oh thank god. I almost thought you lived in Tervakoski. Wanna go get a drink in Mesikämmen?
Man 1: Sure! Hölöökynkölöökyn.
Man 3: I live in Tervakoski
Man 1 and 2: Buys a catapult to launch Man 3 back to Tervakoski, where he belongs.
by paulit11 February 18, 2022