turdy

Adj., having attributes similar to those of a turd.

Q: What the fuck is that man is wearing?
A: One turdy jacket.

by Francois Turd September 22, 2007

turdis

the tiny, fit little dackside of a hot girl, that can accommodate a huge cock. just like Doctor Who's tardis, it much bigger than it looks

Neil; hey Rob that girls arse looks so tight that it would squeek when you fuck it.
Rob; looks that way but trust me Neil she has a turdis, she took 10inches dry and didn't even buck.
Neil; really so where did you borrow the other 5 inches to give her.
Rob; get fucked cunt

by your friend rob January 23, 2011

Turdy Dog

Beyond "dirty dog," a "turdy dog" is someone who shits all over his friends.

Morris showed how much of a turdy dog he was when he dumped his date and ditched his friends at the concert.

by Pistol Packing Pappy December 27, 2014

turdy seven

1. how irish people say thirty seven.

2. a number

"thanks to you were number one in turdy seven countries"- Niall Horan

by hiu[dghjkrel; November 21, 2013

feel turdy

Being in need of taking a shit. Not urgent, but still...

- I gotta get home soon. I feel turdy.

by htshame November 3, 2017

Turdys

The act of when your girl asks if her breasts are large enough, so you take a fat dump into a ziplock bag and staple it to her chest.

Bro! Did you see Chris Brown gave Rihanna an epic turdys at the awards show last night.

by Space eggs and ham February 18, 2016

turdy thirds

1. like sloppy seconds, when you fuck a girl after shes had unprotected sex and you slide in and out of her using the other guys semen as lube, except that its from 2 guys instead of one.

2. when you like an ugly girl for the third time

1. O man she was so easy to get into last night.
-Yeah cause you were the third guy to fuck her.
aw fuck i had turdy thirds

2. Larisa is such and ugly chick i cant belive you liked her three times....TURDY THIRDS

by anarchicphantom November 7, 2005