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Noun- 1. An insult, to mean asshole.

2. A literal Asshole.
A. Your a turd muff.

B. She has such a nice turdmuff.
by CHALK111 May 20, 2010
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also called turd muffin; a minor insult to someone you are angry with; like a poop turd and a muffin combined in a disgusting mixture
You are such a turd muff!
by BIGcrapCHUNKSeverywhere March 01, 2009
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