Turdlip

That buddy of yours is such a turdlip

Turdlip by Islanda June 13, 2011

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Turdling

n.

a meager drop of shit hanging from the anus that refuses to drop unless wiped away causing not discomfort but of being just an annoyance

Fuck man, why won't this turdling just fucking drop!?!?

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A weasle like co-worker who blocks any hope of enjoyment.

I was heading for the stairs 15 minutes early when the turdling spotted me, so now I'm stuck here until 5.

turdling by fatmacman September 5, 2005

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You are a turdpipe.

turdpipe by lhpdonkey August 20, 2003

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The taste of women butt holes...

That girls arse was turdlishous.....

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Organically grown Turnips, using turd compost

'The Humanure Handbook' teaches you how to grow turdnips

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Slang
n. 1. son of a turd, runs in the family.
2. little pieces of shit, feces, excrements.

1. ex. You just a turdling compares to your dad!
2. ex. I don't like how your turdlings are clogging up my toilet!

turdling by ZionMagus August 14, 2003

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