Butt Nugget Turdies

The term 'Butt Nugget Turdies', derives from three english words; Butt (Buttock; origin of shit); Nugget (Shape of shit); and Turdies (Just another term for shit).

Together, we have an amusing little term that just means, a steaming shit (presumably hard).

Gangster 1: Yo man, my crack's comin' up with something FUNKY.

Gangster 2: Ayo, I hear you. My crack was gettin' bitchy yesterday, do what you gotta do man.

Gangster 1: Aiight bro, let's get crack-a-lackin'!

-TOILET FLUSH-

Gangster 1: DAMN! That was some hardcore butt nugget turdies that bitch was shootin' out.

Gangster 2: I hear you! I hear you! Ayo, get some chow mein up in here!

Gangster 1: OH YEAH! FUCKING A's!

Gangster 2: OH YEAH! w00tang clan!

Butt Nugget Turdies by WoW or MoM July 2, 2009

Turdistan 

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.

Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.

Turdistan by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

West Turdistan

Mississippi is also known as West Turdistan.

Biloxi is a small port on the Gulf in West Turdistan

West Turdistan by Cranberry Bob January 8, 2020

turdness 

A word describing the shape of an object similar to the shape of a turd.

The turdness of it all.

turdness by Reggie Bush Heisman January 26, 2016

Turdistan 

The toilet or latrine, or in general, a place where one defecates.

Please wait for me, I must go to Turdistan.

Turdistan by Iblisatan January 24, 2007

turdie 

The immature brother of the selfie.

Instead of taking a picture of one's self, a turdie is a picture taken of the fresh pile of shit residing in the toilet immediately after taking a steamy dump. For maximum effectiveness, turdies are preferably taken before the wiping stage has been reached.

Where selfies are typically taken by females, turdies are commonly taken by males to show off the sheer mass and beauty of their excrement, while providing substantial evidence that they are, in fact, a real man. Turdies are also typically shared via more private picture-sharing services like Snapchat.

I really hate it when people post selfies online. From now on, I will respond with a turdie to show my disapproval.

turdie by meezy December 12, 2013

Turdie 

A fan of Songshit ASMR

"Have you seen that one comment left by one of her fans, where they said she's as good, if not better than Gordon Ramsey when it comes to cooking?"

"Her fellow turdies are as delusional as their egg chin queen."

Turdie by Abe.. May 10, 2021