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Like a turnicate to block blood from an area the turdicate is when you tighten your belt as far as you can to stop a turd coming out. It is usually used when you need to take a dump but something of importance is happening. It can also be used mid-dump so you get up and do it so it doesn't bother you. It can be risky though, sometimes it squeezes the crap out.
Guy 1: 'Dude where were you, you were nearly late'

Guy 2: 'I know i was taking a shit when i realised what time it was. I hat to turdicate it off'
by Orgasmic Wafro February 22, 2010

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