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Turd-Bling is any shiny or outstanding object in your shit that draws attention or makes your turd unique....such as corn or some kind of peanut or pepper.
After eating that spicy vegetable soup I noticed I had alot of corn for turd-bling.
by hippie2011 January 08, 2011
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