Turd

New Zealand slang for a penis

Suck my turd bro
Oi bro put your turd back in your pants

by notformeyafuckinfool May 5, 2015

Turd

A pile of poo

THERS a turd.

by Peace sighn backwards December 8, 2015

Turd

The first name of Turd Ferguson. Refering to SNL's classic response during an always hillarious Jeopardy skit circa mid 90's. See also Rob Bauman.

Norm MacDonald as Bert Renolds to Jeopardy host Will Ferrell as Alex Trabeck: "Turd, like Turd Ferguson. Get it. Its funny."

by RobertoBaumanTurd September 4, 2009

turdness

A word describing the shape of an object similar to the shape of a turd.

The turdness of it all.

by Reggie Bush Heisman November 20, 2015

turd

Justin Beiber's typical breakfast

He was disgusted when he found a hair in the turd he was eating...

by lebanesedickbutt March 24, 2015

Turding

The act of pushing a turd out of your bootyhole.

“What are you doing?”
“Turding”

by le turd July 23, 2019

Turding

A girl attempting to twerk, but really looks like she is shaking off a turd from her butt.

Look at that girl turding over there! Yeah, she must not have wiped well.

by Mattysgurl March 17, 2020