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1.
To blast a turd out your butt with fart gas.
I just let a Turd Fart and it made a noticeable splash in the toilet.
by i-aint-nobody May 03, 2010
 
2.
(noun)
a turd fart is a person that does something so unbelievible stupid it seems near impossible
clair why did you send these "sales people" to my house, its a pyrimd sceame! your such a turd fart.
by dutchlucky316 March 08, 2007