Tuna Melt Madness

The chunky and violent bouts of diarrhea one suffers after having a spoiled tuna melt sandwich. Particularly common when the sandwich is smothered in extra mayonaisse. Classified by offensive odors and unreal sounds emitted from the rectum.

Man, I had some serious Tuna Melt Madness going on last night.

by Senor Cock Tease January 6, 2003

spanish tuna melt

old crustys on pantys. then sniffed or chewed over.

wow. moe really likes some spanish tuna melt

by kumer April 23, 2005

tuna melt finisher

When two girls are rubbing vaginas together and a guy is watching, jerking off, and then finishes by cuming on top of the rubbing vaginas.

I was watching two girls rubbing vaginas together and had to give them the tuna melt finisher.

by Someone who has Tamped October 1, 2017

Atlantic City Tuna Melt

When you smear a whole can of tuna in a girl's pussy and eat it clean

Crazy ho wanted an Atlantic City Tuna Melt and I said hell no!

by nutsonyachin August 15, 2016

Open-face Tuna Melt

Heard of a cream pie? Well... this is like that, but more melty and tuna-y

After leaving that bitch with an open-face tuna melt, I dragged her ass down to Walgreens and watched her swallow that plan-B pill.

by WyldWyldWest November 17, 2018

Tuna melt

When two or more tunas are bear sprayed at once

Hey there's those guys who ripped me off, time for a tuna melt

by Pappa wheelie November 22, 2017

tuna melt

Someone who is stupid yet is oblivious to the fact. They frequently make mistakes but tries to ignore them.

Cameron, you are an absolute fucking tuna melt.

by Tuna Mellt April 28, 2019