Tuna Salad Sandwich

The act of smearing mayonnaise in a skank's butt crack,
followed by simultaneously squeezing her ass cheeks together while licking out the mayo from back to front, culminating in an explosion of creamy tuna goodness. Celery optional.

Yesterday I was horny and hungry, so your mom and I shared a Tuna Salad Sandwich.

by Charlie Da' Tuna September 29, 2010

stirring tuna salad

the act of giving a girl pleasure with your hands.

i was stirring tuna salad with her in 6th period.

by kalcua October 12, 2011

toss the tuna salad

To eat pussy, so called because it smells like tuna.

Baby I wanna take you home and toss the tuna salad all night.

by Sam is a Dick October 31, 2006

tuna salad on sweet dark

It's actually exactly what it sounds like. A tuna salad sandwich on dark bread.

Can't wait to get one of those tuna salad on sweet dark sammiches today for lunch.

by BKYokes April 27, 2017

tuna box salad

the act of slobbing female genitalia; Licking the whole area, pussy and butthole. Yuck.

Ryan- "Did you see Benji today? What a Tuna Box Salad."

Tara - "Isn't that when you lick a pussy and a butt at the same time?"

Ryan - "Yeah."

Tara - "That's Awesome"

by java house bill December 2, 2009

The Tuna Fish & Potato Salad Theory

The theory that people prefer the method in which their mom made tuna and potato salad over all other methods.

"I bought potato salad from the deli, but it's not like Mom used to make!" It just goes to show that The Tuna Fish & Potato Salad Theory is true.

by wiggy_G November 15, 2009

Tuna salad

The act of pouring a can of tuna onto a womans private area and proceeding to ejaculate on her and mix it together and eat it

I made tuna salad with my girlfriend last night she loved it

by Squirrel69 August 18, 2019