tump

The combination of "tug" and "dump." The act of masturbation during a bowel movement.

The definition was conceived after a two-week long debate amongst writers about a term describing the masturbatory version of a blumpkin.

I thought rubbing one out was the ultimate in solitary man activities, but that was before my first tump.

If you really need to let off some stress, there's nothing like tumping.

by DOTX May 17, 2010

tump

for a boii to fuck a gyal

yo mikaylah u still want mi 2 giv u da tump up

by B Block Stargh January 24, 2009

tump

To punch or hit a person with a lot of force.

--- "That tump that you got dou look painful."
--- "Trus, that was more than painful."

by DaBossTing February 2, 2014

tump

The act of accidentally knocking over and spilling the liquid contents of a container, usually in a drunken incident: a combination of “tip” and “dump,” this word is often used by or to describe the actions of one who is inebriated to the point of a drunken stupor. This verb is most commonly used with the word "over" directly behind it.

Oh shit, he pissed himself…oh, never mind his beer just tumped over on his crotch when he passed out. Lets take a picture anyway.

by tadams December 29, 2006

tumped

Used to describe someones misfortune, from the word 'bumped' of the same meaning

Someone is royally slapped "Yeah tumped!!"

by baby-g February 9, 2005

Tump 26

When you smoke shisha too much(symtoms include being extremly light headed or even passing out)

Mark: Hey Dk did you Tump 26 last night?

Dk: You dont even no how hard I tumped 26

by Danny43 January 28, 2009

numpsy tump

A hillock, small heap, switch-back hill, old slag heap or industrial working.
A phrase which seems to have originated in the north of England and Scotland. Probably derived from tump, a barrow or Neolothic burial ground and numpsy meaning 'low life'
Generally, used in the plural, numpsy tumps.

Plenty of numpsy tumps where I go mountain biking.
The wretched moles have been busy again. Numpsy tumps everywhere.
I love the Scottish lochs and numpsy tumps.
Motoring at its best: the numpsy tumps of the Yorkshire wolds.

by Henley June 17, 2007