The act of banning porn on an internet platform that basically consists of porn - and thereby banning itself into oblivion.
"OnlyFans announced that they are going to forbid sexual content!" - "Wow, are they really stupid enough to pull a tumblr?"
by TheKinkyScientist August 19, 2021
A position in which you sit on your lazy ass for around 13 hours and scroll your dash/ reblog pictures. There is no escape from this position. Sorry.
by Gatoradebottle September 10, 2013
-Did you see that girl over there, she looks so good.
-Yeah, she's just Tumblr skinny, all clothes look good on her.
-Yeah, she's just Tumblr skinny, all clothes look good on her.
by corysaur May 2, 2017
Characters (mostly main protagonists/antagonists from indie franchises) that are sexualized and simped on by a bunch of LGBTQ+ kids from tumblr.
Examples like:
Baldi - Baldi’s Basics
The Onceler - The Lorax
Bill Cypher - Gravity Falls
Black Hat - Villainous
Bendy - Bendy and the Ink Machine
Sans - Undertale
(chances of your character being a tumblr daddy can increase if your character wears a comically long top hat.)
Examples like:
Baldi - Baldi’s Basics
The Onceler - The Lorax
Bill Cypher - Gravity Falls
Black Hat - Villainous
Bendy - Bendy and the Ink Machine
Sans - Undertale
(chances of your character being a tumblr daddy can increase if your character wears a comically long top hat.)
by Kakathegreatest December 13, 2021
Pretending that one's eccentricities and moral shortcomings aren't personal and that every unacceptance of them is bigotry.
by penishands115 January 7, 2016
We know you’re gay.
Tumblr is typically used when ur favorite wattpad books are discontinued/not updated and/or there’s nothing good to read on wattpad. You either get xmalereader, smut, a really good one which is the best you’ll ever read, or a different combinations of the three previously mentioned.
Life is a disappointment, we must suffer together.
Stan LOONA
Tumblr is typically used when ur favorite wattpad books are discontinued/not updated and/or there’s nothing good to read on wattpad. You either get xmalereader, smut, a really good one which is the best you’ll ever read, or a different combinations of the three previously mentioned.
Life is a disappointment, we must suffer together.
Stan LOONA
Person A: hey! Person B, have you read any good LOONA Tumblr fanfiction lately?
Person B: nah dude, all the good authors haven’t updated in a while, and the others are all male reader smut.
Person B: nah dude, all the good authors haven’t updated in a while, and the others are all male reader smut.
by sonotsomi July 29, 2022
The place where woketards, neo-feminists (Misandry advocates), rabid stans, "anti-racists" (They're often racist towards whites. The hypocrisy...), SJWs, mental illness glorification advocates and people obsessed with sexuality meet to share their madness through blogging and reblogging. As someone in this online dictionary said, this website is the world's first digital mental asylum.
Dyl: What is Tumblr?
Phyl: That website is where the social rejects group up and unleash their madness.
Dyl: So more like of a containment vessel?
Phyl: Yes.
Phyl: That website is where the social rejects group up and unleash their madness.
Dyl: So more like of a containment vessel?
Phyl: Yes.
by Some Guy in the Tavern October 9, 2023