Tulum 

A fishing village 10 years ago, today it is like the Bali wannabe of the western hemisphere.

Where a breakfast costs you the same as the average monthly salary of Mexico and more kilos of weed are consumed daily than the number of police cars 50 miles around.

Affordable for international tourists and whitexicans.

Hey, a 100 bucks a round flight to CUN, lets go to Tulum, Dua Lipa just posted a photo there.

Tulum by coyoteninja February 4, 2021

tulum 

tulum, small Mexican area with Mayan ruins that are the same as each other. All a bunch of stones in different states and a lot of American Tourists taking photos of lizards. Not the ruins

American Tourist: Whoa dude check out that Iguana!

British Tourist: Young chap, the ruins at Tulum are what is interesting, not Lizards.

American: Duuuuuude!

tulum by Heatherwilsonion July 5, 2008

TULUM-TOOLATE 

Having no pity for people being caught getting shitfaced on a plane going to Tulum in a weird Fyre Festival/Hunger Games vibe.

- OMG JeNnY hOW Do wE gEt bAcK to CanAdA?!? We'Re bLoCkEd fRoM alL thE AirlInes? BuT thEy DiDN'T eveN fiND thE CoCaiNe And MolLy!!
*cries in influencer*
- it's TULUM-TOOLATE bitch.
*starts GoFundMe*

TULUM-TOOLATE by sylar1 January 6, 2022

Tulum Jesus

Currently in Tulum. Dressed in robes, preaching peace with mystical medallions strung around, wears huaraches and wears a mystical hat of wizardry. Fine maidens are drawn, riding a chariot scooter of high value. His presence is sufficient, the few words spoken are of great value. Many skins are worn to effectively converse with the people.

“Behold brethren! Tulum Jesus is among us! We must draw near to hear interesting stories from all the lands!”

Tulum Jesus by ServantA August 20, 2021

Locii - Tulum 

This girl is the kindest person you'll meet and loves every one no mater what and is the most amazing person that you'll ever meet she is practically perfect in every way.

Locii - Tulum is amazing in every way

Locii - Tulum by Locii - Tulum December 10, 2019

Tuluminati 

An ironic, self-imposed title for the privileged hippies that came to gentrify Tulum Mexico.

They were the ones that posted instagrams of themselves dancing in "fire ceremonies" to shamanic house music on the beach while wearing mumus and doing K. They stayed in rooms that cost $1000 a night and "worked" as influencers who were just so #blessed to be there. Unfortunately, the tuluminati aesthetic was exposed in 2015 for gentrification and now #tulumisdead. But watch out, the tuluminati are still out there and on the prowl for a new beach town to overrun.

*snorts cocaine

"I can't wait for my trip to Tulum, I want to get a video of me wearing my burning man outfit while running through the jungle and splashing into the ocean, i'm gonna caption it #tuluminati. And then tomorrow, i'm gonna post a picture of me doing yoga on the beach and caption it #grateful. Ugh i love my life"

Tuluminati by revesdemoi December 3, 2019

Tukums BBQ 

Sometimes gay people/non-traditionals have a tendency of catching on fire in the Latvian town of Tukums.

"Hey, what's that smell?"
"Oh that's just a burning gay guy from the Tukums BBQ!"

Tukums BBQ by Trevor the Trucker June 4, 2021