Tulip Time

An annual spring celebration in the quaint city of Holland, Michigan. Flocked to by asian tourists and creepy old men in order to watch high school girls prance around in authentic dutch garb.

It's Tulip Time! Let's go downtown and get elephant ears and watch your hot sister dutch dance.

by yeasayerrr December 31, 2011

tulip bed

A coffin

"Lay low at the bottom of a tulip bed, they know Ruby gone out on a useless thread"

by Lil_Tougue February 6, 2018

Sidewalk Tulip

Hooker

He picked up 2 sidewalk tulips for the bachelor party.

by JB {the one and only} February 17, 2010

Tulip Flip

When you flip a girls vagina lips, similiar to a burger flip

As I went to give Jane a tulip flip she queefed all over my hand

by xc700brian November 20, 2009

Wrapping Tulips

Slang term for oral sex. Tulips being a play on two lips.

Sid: Hey Nancy, how would you like a job wrapping tulips?
Nancy: Wrapping tulips?
Sid: Yeah, wrapping two lips around THIS?

by Cletus1248 January 20, 2013

Stealing Tulips

Taking an anal cherry.

Dude 1: Hey bro, how'd the date with the ho go?

Dude 2: Sweet man - I wound up stealing tulips.

Dude 3: Whoa! With that tramp stamp, I woulda thunk she would brown real easy.

by The lexicreator April 25, 2011

pink tulip

melissa stark's (from FOX NFL football broadcasts) nickname while she attended UVA. She enjoyed taking it up the butt so much that she developed trunk ass. Hers looked like a pink tulip

Her ass hole hung out so much it looked like a beautiful pink tulip.

by discharge June 26, 2003