n. A species of usually college aged girls from the state of Arizona who tend to infest Southern California whenever the heat becomes unbearable in the desert. The Arizona sun gives them their lobster complexion and they spend their vacations driving badly, getting shitbag wasted in clubs and crowding California beaches.
by G.I. Nigel August 25, 2010
The acts that pertain to a wide variety of douchiness that include (but are not limited to)-"reppin" the west coast and convincing yourself you are THE west coast (although you live in the middle of the southwest), attacking civics with shovels (because bats are so overrated), the constant band-wagoning of one of the following-LA Lakers, NY Yankees, or any other "hip team," treating girls more worse than how Ron Artest treats Detroit Piston fans, liking Wiz Khalifa because you heard it on the pop radio station and desperately want to start a conversation with someone since everybody you come into contact with automatically thinks you're a tool, indirectly advocating the need to get your ass beaten, hanging out with T-Town youngins..mainly in the Oro Valley area since nobody over the age of 15 can automatically sense your tooltastic ideals, posing on top of cop cars (since you may be too pu$$y to do it while the cop is watching and your Myspace needs a new profile pic), the changing of ones religious views/heritage on a weekly basis, or the self convincing attitude that "a jail can't handle me" when in reality, your immaturity would be bent over your bunk and given a ride by various members of the Mexican Mafia, Cartels, and MS13.
That brosef has got Tucson Syndrome (TS) pretty bad. That's his third Natty and he's already yielding that shovel. Quick! Someone play some Black & Yellow to calm him down so we won't miss any of the LA game.
by thatguychico May 7, 2011
severe suicidal feelings or thoughts, similar to those brought forth by prolonged stays in the city of Tucson, Arizona.
Man, living in 1980's East Berlin is giving me a severe case of Tucson Syndrome.
The doctor succumbed to his Tucson Syndrome and swallowed several bottles of Codeine.
The doctor succumbed to his Tucson Syndrome and swallowed several bottles of Codeine.
by V45h May 20, 2008
The process in which a "Tucson TubeSock" is Ejaculating "Gizzing" in your best mates "Friends" sock and then quickly smacking them across the face with the sock full of your man chowder. Being which the Tucson TubeSock
That mutha fucka pissed me off so i grabbed his sock while he was sleepin and gave dat mutha fucka a Tucson TubeSock!
by The Angry Goatmaster January 11, 2009
A Tucson Tamale is when you take about a 3 foot length of toilet paper and lay it flat on the ground and then you poo onto it, making sure your log is parallel in the middle of the paper, towards to top. Then you wrap it like you would with the corn husks on a tamale. Then you can throw it at whatever you would like.
by Coyote Q September 5, 2008
Tying your victim's wrists and ankles to the bedposts then shitting on the person's face and leaving the person lying there until the shit dries(everything is dry in the desert)
GM deserves a Tucson Steamer!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008
The action of urinating into a person's vehicle (obviously someone you dislike or wish to upset) through the moon/sun roof.
by Delerious Tyme January 7, 2011