The guy from Montana who confronted Tucker Carlson is right... he is the worst human being known to mankind.
by Soul_Driver January 20, 2022
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A constantly constipated man who always looks as though the burrito disagreed with him.
"Ugh! I'm Tucker Carlson and we need to cut to commercial cuz I have to make... a dooodiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
by Espio Lylat April 30, 2022
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A man from Faux News who I desperately want to punch in the face and needs to be punched in the face
Some brainwashed idiots were watching Fox News today and on it stupid ass Tucker Carlson wouldnt let his guest speak before opening his mouth.
by Poopee fingers November 28, 2018
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An absolute idiot from that one show on Faux News. He is super rich and was born into wealth and yet still tries to convince his 63+ year old audience that he's "still just one of dem plain folk." He kisses Donald J. Trump's ass and tries to tell everyone that "LIBERAL BAD." He is, however, very smart. Possibly with an IQ in the excess of 56.
The IQ of every Tucker Carlson viewer combined is still not as much as the average liberal's.
by A great mind... October 17, 2020
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A Fox News pundit with a small and punchable face.
Tucker Carlson has such a small face. I want to punch it so badly.
by akt858 September 5, 2020
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That one Fox News anchor who gets angry at unsexy m&ms and shares dinner with pedophiles
Bob: "Remember that one time when Tucker Carlson said that one racist thing?"
Jo: "Which time he has said a lot of racist things"
by UnlimitedCringe January 24, 2022
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(n). 1. A Shit Sandwich. Served at all fine eating establishments everywhere.
man: gee I'm really hungry but gullible. I don't know what to eat.

Waiter: can I interest you in the Tucker Carlson? It comes with flies.
by boggler May 9, 2021
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