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When your internet connection is experiencing less than optimal speeds.
"I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why? Because my internet was tube tied!"
by Ted Stevens August 10, 2006
When you have to sleep with a sleep apnea mask, and during the night you roll over onto your tubes and flatten them so you don’t get your air anymore. This results in being very tiered and embarrassed in the morning.
Man… I am really falling asleep today. I rolled over and Tube Tied myself last night.
by RTKN September 09, 2011