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giorgio tsoukalos 

Better known online as the Aliens Guy, Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is a certified batshit UFO "expert" and Internet meme given too much exposure by the History Channel, who attributes easily explainable feats of ancient architecture to the work of aliens with nothing better to do than travel all the way to Earth just to build pyramids.

Alternatively, a noun used to describe any similarly batshit conspiracy theory.
1. Giorgio Tsoukalos: "I don't think Atlantis sank; I think Atlantis lifted off." (Actual quote.)

2. To claim that the government is slowly poisoning us, controlling the weather with satellites, or made of lizard people is a real Giorgio Tsoukalos.

Giorgio Tsoukalos is the ultimate human shitpost.
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Tsouprake 

Last name of someone who is angelic. If the person is a girl, she is the most attractive person that anyone has ever laid eyes on. Unique personality. Someone I would love to kiss on December 31st 11:59 P.M. through January 1st 12:01 A.M.
I wish I was with Miss Tsouprake on New years eve
Tsouprake by No "h" in my nickname December 31, 2010
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Takis Tsoukalas 

A fanatic football fan specifically passionate about Olympiacos' football and basketball team. Runs a show called ANTE ΓΕΙΑ (ANTE GEIA) on his YouTube channel, as he was banned from television after a supposedly racist remark. The meaning of the show is to promote the grandeur of Olympiacos as a football institution, but, as Takis' main weakness is his temperament, he ends up attracting numerous prank callers whose sole objective is to provoke and troll him. His best man Akis is his most trusted ally and the main rhetorist, due to Takis being too dumb and uneducated to even make up a sentence of his own.
Kastorianos: Nai egw eimai, apo Kastoria PAOK.
Takis Tsoukalas: ANTE GEIA!
Akis: Asto re Taki!
Takis Tsoukalas by alepardo February 15, 2021
greek word similar to poutsa ,
widely used as internet slang
tha fas mia tsouna sto deutero round pou 8a einai olh dikh sou !
tsouna by k1ll3r_null February 28, 2009
Auth einai megalh tsoula. (Means: She is a great slut.)
tsoula by Yannis S. December 31, 2006
A Yiddish frase. Heartburn, the out come of a stressful situation.
My company will be laying off people soon. I need this tsouris?
tsouris by PozzyMoto October 15, 2006
whore, bitch, prostitute.... stuff like that..... Its macedonian
That stupid tsouni won't come in and talk to me.
tsouni by linka bounka September 24, 2007