Krystianity is a well known user on the Mnet+ ZB1 board. She’s known for her poems (“She ginga on my minga ‘till I yo”) and she’s been voted as the president. Her signature is simping over Krystian Wang. Together with other well known users she belongs to the “Pabowife family”.
Person 1: “Who’s the funniest person on Mnet+?”
Person 2: “It’s obviously Krystianity!”
A common belief or religion often referred to those who believe in the trees. They believe that the sole step forward from the afterlife is the existence of trees. (you turn into a tree after death)
"YO there is a new hipreligion called tristianity that you should totally join at discord.gg/bsBmztzD6h" - john
"shut the fuck up mcgale johnson" - barry
The practices and doctrines of a religious belief which pretend to be biblical Christians but in reality just twist everything the Bible teaches to conform to their own beliefs.
The Bible says that human beings were created in His image. Mormonism says this means He has a penis and testicles. This isn't Christianity, it's Twistianity.
Tosstianity is 'THE' religion which salutes all that is white and sexual. A follower of Tosstianity is called a Tosstian or Tosser, not to be confused with Wankology or Jakoffism. For even more information join 'tosstianityandyou.webs.com'
Barry:"Mr Richard is such a tosser setting more homework while he just sits there watching Pornhub."
Willy:"Well unfortunately its in his human rights as part of Tosstianity ... bloody Tosstian extremists!"
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand