Truth be told 

it basically means real talk, to be honest, or forreal

you: yu smarter.. and yu know wht it means so yu cn do it ..

me: iight..wat u mean im smarter

you: truth be told....jus makin u feel good so u will do it for me lol

OR

you: so why was everybody laughing at me at tha dance..thought u said i was looking good..

me: truth be told..i didnt feel like hurtin your feelings..plus you my ride home..l0l

Truth be told by Vannah Pooh February 8, 2010

Truth be told juice 

Any liquid that causes the drinker to tell the truth.

Damn! That vodka is one strong truth be told juice!

Truth be told juice by Atpita June 13, 2017

truthbetoldimlying 

an all around cool twitch streamer

chad: have you watched truthbetoldimlying

nerd: arent they annoying

truthbetoldimlying by ohsobai August 14, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012