Dude Trust Me

The most reliable source of them all

Dude, did you know cats are alergic to humans?
- Where tf did you took that from
Dude trust me

by TomboyLover2 December 27, 2021

Don't Trust Me

Insanely popular song by 3OH!3. The best part of which goes like this: 'T-tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian, and I AIN'T FUCKIN' SCARED OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!' It's a great song.

Me: What's your favorite 3OH!3 song?

Anissa: Don't trust me, do you even have to ask?

by DoN'tTrUsTtHePyRo April 27, 2009

Trust me bro

Do not trust me. I’m basically gonna screw up and ruin anything and everything I say or do, but I’m putting on a reassuring face so you’re shocked by the magnitude of fuck up I’m about to commit.

You - “Hey man did you finish the take home quiz?”
Bro - “Yeah bro here! I got you, fam!”
You - “You got all the answers? I need to pass this, or I’ll fail out.”
Bro - “Yeah don’t worry! Trust me bro.”

by Banglatiger September 2, 2022

Trust Me Briks

What one says when trying to convince another about OR to do anything
Substitute for 'just do it'

Joe: (1:30 AM) Hey Briks let's go get tea
Briks: Um no thanks im not really in the mood
Joe: Trust Me Briks, It Makes Sense

by The Evil Walrus Lord April 6, 2009

trust me game

a "game" between two people that sounds so much more innocent then it really is. how to begin: first.. two people are laying down on a couch, bed, floor, etc. one person begins the game by touching the other in any spot they want to. then you speak the words, "trust me?" then if the person says yes.. you can touch them in an even more "personal" spot.. and keep on going till they say no. the loser of the game is the person who says no first. what this game really is, is a fun experience for pervy boys to violate girls bodys.

Michelle and Mark were playing the trust me game, where Mark was totally invading her personal privacy.

by yolanda gute September 30, 2006

Trust Me Bro

You’re about to get wrecked in a shady Crypto project , nft, coin or token. “Trust me bro” is stated to put the consumer or crypto trader at ease, these words should ring as a warning to flee the investment or do further research.

“Jed McCaleb worked on the project with him, I don’t have any sources or anything to validate my claim, Trust me bro”

by MMX May 29, 2023

trust me bro

r/twoxchromosomes’ most reliable source.

r/twoxchromosomes user: I saw this reddit post earlier and it was utterly misogynistic

me: can you tell me where you found this?
r/twoxchromosomes user: trust me bro

by io_vox February 3, 2023