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Trumpalina 

an arrogant sorry excuse for a president. He's a bully yet he can't take criticism of any kind. He cries and bellyaches all the time, using the "fake news" jive line while his selfishness, vanity and corruption are obvious to all. This nickname is derived from TRUMP the Chump + ThumBALINA because despite his overbearing nature and delusions of god-hood, he is a really small pissant excuse of a man.
1. Trumpalina thinks he can do anything he wants since he hijacked the White House. However, he is on Putin's leash because Russianhackers breached U.S. cyberspace security on Election Day to set the Electoral College in Trump's favor. Trumpalina is a traitor, a quisling who is really owned by Vladimir Putin.

2. Trumpalina wants to build a Berlin-type 'Iron Curtain' wall at the Mexican border despite the fact there's border security already. Congress didn't appropriate the money for this wasteful enterprise. Trumpalina throws a hissy fit, he cries like a baby. WAH!

3. Trumpalina wants to scrap Obamacare without anything better. He has embarrassed himself to the rest of the world. He says NATO is obsolete and no allied nation even trusts him. He's a sexist pig, he gropes women and girls and has harassed beauty pageant contestants in the past . He imposed an immigration halt on mostly-Muslim countries - that is, where he has NO business interests. He has had Russian information ministers at the WH and he has openly given ISIS secrets to them. He is a slave to Putin, he openly collaborates with Russia. He is a small man and a sniveling cowardly traitor with a Nero complex. He acts like Caligula. IMPEACH TRUMPALINA NOW.

trumpanzee 

an irrational and irritable assclownish beast that is completely immunized {hannitized magatized} to logic-or-reason, any-and-all negative facts-or-evidence concerning Trump, and remains a devout and mindless supporter of the buffoon.
Like turds in a public Porta-Potty, Trumpanzees agglomerate in large putrid piles at Trump rallies.
trumpanzee by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019

Trumpality 

noun
1. The alternative facts reality Donald Trump and his colleagues live in and are working to sell the rest of us.
2. the world or the state of things according to Trump, as opposed to reality
In trumpality, the inauguration had 3 million people attending.
Trumpality by starbasel January 24, 2017

trumpaigning 

the act of saying nothing appreciable, and then repeating it over and over, in pursuit of a political office
he spent the last five days trumpaigning and he never said anything new or meaningful
trumpaigning by i didnt know November 9, 2016

Trumpanzee 

Specifically: A supporter of Donald J. Trump.

More generally: A person of caveman type intellect who follows lies and simplistic ideas, even when the truth would serve him or her better.
I can't believe he actually paid me to rent the Brooklyn Bridge. Only a trumpanzee would be that naive.
Trumpanzee by Qbie February 26, 2018

Trumpanzee 

An irrational creature prone to wild overreaction, rattling its cage at the slightest provocation and indiscriminately flinging its faeces around until everything is covered in excrement.
(That is the original definition from the person who coined the term)
"The devout Trumpanzee is immune to fact or evidence caring only for the unintelligible howls of the tribe's Alpha male"
Trumpanzee by The Angry Baboon December 6, 2017