Shit a Truffle

Uncharacteristically doing something useful

“Even a pig can shit a truffle from time to time”
“Did you see Steve shit a truffle last night?”

by Dodyssey January 25, 2022

Buffalo Truffle

Truffle butter mixed with period blood.

Bruh I was flicking this chick in the ass and she got her period. When I pulled out I found out she buffalo truffled my dick.

by Mr Creamy February 1, 2016

french truffle

The act of shitting repeatedly into a box over a period of time with the intentions of giving it to a family member as a present for the holidays.

I gave my brother a french truffle for Christmas because he pissed me off.

by JP Schlong January 5, 2014

truffled

being surprised by the cost of a lunch bill (expected to pay 1,000 and paid 5,000)

I went to lunch and was truffled.

by charie andmfksmd June 30, 2023

Truffled

The feeling when you get high, you feel fluffy, soft and warm. But you're definitely high af

Man, that blunt has me truffled

by White cockatoo December 4, 2020

bath truffle

When you are in a bathtub or hot tub and someone poops.

(Turd in the hot tub) is that a bath truffle?

by MayMay85 April 5, 2021

truffle kerfuffle

Ice cream made from heaven itself. Ben and Jerry are the two gods who bestowed their powers onto this magnificent delight. They say if you eat this frozen wonderland, you will become a god yourself. AVAILABLE AT WALMART NEIGHBORHOOD MARKET

Tommy looked up in delight, the truffle kerfuffle he ate has raised his test scores. Now Tommy can go to Harvard!

by Spiteful March 25, 2018