A puppet who completely OWNED wordEminem/word at the MTV awards show, and the most hilarious thing ever. Originally part of Late Night with Conan O'brien. Likes to fuck all the bitches.
by combat_rock November 8, 2003
hilarious dog puppet from NBC's Late Night with Conan O'Brian whose signature line is "for me to poop on!"
Grant: Who were you talking to?
Mark: Some dog puppet who said my home town was wonderful...for him to poop on.
Grant: That was Triumph the Insult Comic Dog! Fuckin sweet dude!
Mark: Some dog puppet who said my home town was wonderful...for him to poop on.
Grant: That was Triumph the Insult Comic Dog! Fuckin sweet dude!
by Joe Brannen September 28, 2005
A sock Puppet from Late Night With Conan O'Brien that wears a tie and smokes a fake cigar. Voiced/Performed by Robert Smiegel ("Saturday TV Funhouse") He likes to viciously insult celebrities without fear of persecution because no one (Except Eminem) is going to look like an ass trying to come at a Puppet Dog. Triumph's three major enemies are Eminem, J-Lo, and Star Jones.
"J.Lo, J.Lo the giant tail-o
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed
by G-Union 2 July 31, 2004
A puppet of a dog that goes around and bashes everyone and everything. The voice of the puppet is a real good comedian and adds-on the humor to the little thing itself. His best bashing was of the Star Wars Nerds at the Rockfeild Theatre. If you didn't see it, someone would strongly suggest that you do.
"Look at this one! Its like, some sort of super nerd. Biologicly enginered in a lab, made up of parts from lesser nerds!" -triumph the comic insult dog
by merasane October 24, 2006
When someone is bullshit, they will go to desperate extremes to push a popular cause. A story or movie about the triumph of a group of people anybody who is human would root for is something anybody could do, from a story about aboriginies to what if the Indians had triumphed in America. You try telling a story about the same thing, the triumph of a group of people, but change the setting to somewhere like Bosnia or Kosovo in the 90s, and you don't really know which group to root for. Disturbing is when someone who's bullshit gets people to root for them and they're never the bad guy or the good guy, they've got too many sides to play to be one kind of person.
A few people really dug the film about the triumph of the lost tribe, though some people knew that like any group of people they were no more or less human than anybody else, and therefore no more or less innocent than anybody else.
by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019
she's fun to be with, daring, sassy and does whatever she likes went she wants to. She's a very caring friend, loves adventures, can't be kept in one place and very lovable. She's a party girl and can be a little bit crazy at times.
a friendship with triumph is worth it cos they are great at keeping secret and they are very loyal
like her name, she triumphs over all.
a friendship with triumph is worth it cos they are great at keeping secret and they are very loyal
like her name, she triumphs over all.
by by zeee❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ October 17, 2020
"Christmas" has an H in it, Mr Baldrick. And an R. Also an I, and an S. Also T and M and A and another S. Oh, and you’ve missed out the C at the beginning. Congratulations, Mr Baldrick! Something of a triumph, I think - you must be the first person ever to spell "Christmas" without getting any of the letters right at all.
by RevWaldo April 19, 2021