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The smallest unit of length allowable by the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principal. Denoted with unit τδ. See Also: Plank Length.
"How long is your penis?"
"5 inches"
"Let me get my calculator out. *pushes glasses up bridge of nose* According to my calculations, your penis is 7.9E33 τδ (trisdicks) in length."
"5 inches"
"Let me get my calculator out. *pushes glasses up bridge of nose* According to my calculations, your penis is 7.9E33 τδ (trisdicks) in length."
trisdick by therealdiskomisko February 23, 2017
trisdick
The smallest unit of penis measurement. It must be smaller than any other mentioned unit in conversation.
trisdick by diskomisko February 23, 2017
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A "step up" from da classic harvesting-tool dat da "Grim Reaper" usually carries, this device combines the design of his trident with narrow semicircular blades for more efficient/prolific crop-felling.
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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