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triplett 

Triplett's are short in stature and hot lil b@#$%'s. They are very intelligent with an unforgettable personality. It takes a while to earn their trust but it's well worth it because they make amazing friends. Unfortunate are those though, that happen to get on their bad side. If so, you may wanna shampoo ya carpet and if she's got her homegurl with her, hide your condoms. A triplett is one of the greatest friends you'll probably come across in your lifetime. At times, brutally honest, but never fake. One down a#$ b@$%& and one of the realist. Referred to as old souls that hate chaos and stessful situations. It's hard not to love 'em.
You better treat that one right. She's a Triplett.
triplett by juggalettelilly June 10, 2012
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A person who is very good at maths usually male, a person who will go out of his way to prove himself right (especially about maths) and gets rather flustered and confused when he's wrong.
Person 1: How did he work that equation out?

Person 2: He's a bit of a Tippett
Tippett by HamHamHamMan September 23, 2011

Douglas Triplett Delight 

A Douglas Triplett Delight involves one or more men with hairy testicles, a cantaloupe, and an oscillating floor fan. The men with hairy testicles drape them over the fan whilst eating the cantaloupe allowing the juice to drip down from their chest pubes down to their ball fro allowing the juice to crystallize for a refreshing taste for their lovers after Crotch Rot has taken effect. Warning!! Do not allow your penis and or testicles to come in contact with the blades of the fan for this will hurt with a great deal of pain. Also there are several variations to this position.
Mike bought a Douglas Triplett Delight befor he left for Chicago.

triplett dance academy 

Triplett dance academy dlays your life. the dancers have better technique than ALDC. if you want some amazing and serious training, go there. you'll have a fun experience. Bob also slays. TRIPLETT SLAYS
Triplett Dance Academy slays my life!
A guy that excessively works out and also likes to hit on girls but gets pissed off when they wont fuck him. Also known as a meathead fuckboy.
Guy: hey baby you're sexy wanna fuck?
Girl: umm no thanks!
Guy: wow okay fuck you stupid bitch I'm gonna go make some gains at the gym
Girl: wow you're such a Trippet
trippet by neveace April 18, 2015

trippetition 

A text message thread name used to distribute pictures and videos from trips.
The jan&tom trippetition thread is keeping me awake, they must be in some far away time zone again. $/):)&:@:$/)!
tippetts...dorm in mercersburg, pa. Mostly freshman live there on first floor
IT is HORRIBLE the teachers all have a stick up their asses(except ms neil) mr.kempe is a crazy nazi and hannah galey can kiss my ass for all the times she logged people!!
never live here EVER!
you get logged for being on aim one minute into study hall
logged for being too loud, or swearing
cant have boys in the room unless lights are on and door is fully open
tippetts by eric May 13, 2005