Triabetes

When a person is three times the weight of the average diabetic.

Young Blood 1: I don't think the word"diabetes" correctly defines that American woman over there.
Young Blood 2: Have you heard of triabetes?

by blackandyell0w April 5, 2017

Triabetes

"The one that comes after diabetes." - Woody Harrelson

I have triabetes.

by Executive-X February 26, 2023

Triabetes

When someone is three times the weight of an average diabetic.

"Did you see that guy in McDonald's!?"

"Yeah! He must have had triabetes!"

by Paulie! April 5, 2017