When you have three ballsup your ass. Invented by Robert Benfer for the segment "Robert Invents a Word" on the podcast Chaos Pony.
"I've had a lot of free time on my hands, and I've not only managed to grow a third ball - well, not as much grow as just put it in there - and not only that, but I've actually managed to put it up my ass. I have three balls up my ass today!" -Robert tregotion
A distinct and rare turtle from South America that resides in trees. It is known for its four foot tongue with which it snatches lemurs from neighboring trees. Like a flying squirrel, these turtles have flaps of skin between their legs with let them "glide" from tree to tree. They are now considered endangered
Removing the top position of an organization. Costs associated with CEO's usually do not go down when revenue falls. Also, they are comparable to running an entire division. Measurable contribution is difficult to ascertain but the funds freed up are substantial with very little human suffering.