Trailboss

Verb: The physical act of taking a dump while in the woods, signifying who is boss of the nearest trail. Usually an awkward, highly discrete process.

Noun: The object left behind after one engages in trailbossing.

I had to emergency trailboss while I was hiking in the woods up north yesterday, it was a little sketchy.

by bearinthewoods December 3, 2009