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An NBA team located in Portland, Oregon, commonly referred to as the "Blazers." The franchise holds the longest consecutive playoff streak in history. The team is named the Trailblazers because of Lewis and Clark who passed through Oregon while exploring the West.
Dude 1: The Trail blazers are the best team in the NBA, Kevin Pritchard is a genius.
Non-Dude 2: Dude, the teams from LA are better.
Dude 1: LA sucks, you suck, your gene pool sucks.
by Brentford April 13, 2009
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An NBA team located in Portland, Oregon, commonly referred to as the "Blazers." The franchise holds the longest consecutive playoff streak in history. The team is named the Trailblazers because of Lewis and Clark who passed through Oregon while exploring the West.
Dude 1: The Trailblazers are the best team in the NBA, Kevin Pritchard is a genius.

Non-Dude 2: Dude, the teams from LA are better.

Dude 1: LA sucks, you suck, your gene pool sucks.
by Brentford April 09, 2009
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The act of spreading hot sauce on the johnson before having anal sex.
I wanted her to remember the experience, and there was some Tabasco handy, so I gave her a trailblazer.
by OG5 February 09, 2008
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Someone who you allow to proceed you and do all the hard/dirty work for you.
I let him be my trailblazer pushing his way through the thick crowd of people, and I casually walked behind.

We dropped out of a plane and found out our parachute wasn't working, so I made sure he was the trailblazer who hit the ground first, and my fall was cushioned by his splattered corpse.

I let him be the trailblazer who broke the young girl in, and later I gave her the night of her life.
by Bloopy April 10, 2005
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The act of letting a fart and then calmlywalking around the room to make sure everyone gets a taste of your ass.
I think that guy just got butt fucked. He let a trailblazer andit stunk like burning rubber!
by bt March 13, 2003
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Leaving a trail of semen from a woman's chest down to her vagina in essence "leaving a trail"
Dude! I totally pulled a trailblazer on this hottie last night, I sprayed all over her so I would know where to go.
by The Human Centipede October 26, 2011
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A fart (usually the thick, persistent kind) that leaves a trail of stench behind you as you try to flee the scene
That trail blazer you let off cleared out the whole isle of star wars queers in the toy isle at Walmart!
by PilotMike April 02, 2005
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